this-bi-guy:

“I’m really into you”

“I got a big dick”

“I eat ass”

“I got money”

(via bryanrustache-deactivated201911)

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

(via hotboyproblems)

*covers my webcam with my finger so the government doesn’t see me do embarrassing stuff*

(via clestroying)